oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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