Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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