Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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