How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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