need another drink. this is the easiest way
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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