Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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