So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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