That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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