he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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