My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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