forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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