i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
