He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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