And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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