yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
