I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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