this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
should my penis look like a turkey
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
