Its about making memories worth repressing
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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