I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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