My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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