I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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