I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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