My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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