Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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