Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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