Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My vagina is officially offended.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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