Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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