I met the friendliest cop last night
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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