David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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