I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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