Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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