just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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