New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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