after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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