Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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