He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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