How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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