do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?