It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!