And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again