I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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