Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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