and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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