I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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