The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We have so much sex to catch up on
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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