Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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