The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My vagina is officially offended.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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