I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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