i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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