I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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