tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize
