I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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