I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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