He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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