Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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