Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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