Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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