I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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