Pants 0. Shit 1.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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